I'm Not a Ho Ho Ho

Love Tiger, oh why didn't you break the cinderblock for my love? I was so looking forward to going on a date with you.....I gotta brag that I heard a sneak peak of certain top secret Christmas Carol-ing being recorded.....it's the most glorious thing I've ever heard. I love the cold weather lately, it means I get to go shopping for new clothes. Until it gets warm again in two days and I can't wear them...We should all just be naked all the time.

Welcome Back....

Oh how I missed Moose and I spending every early morning together. Right now he is telling Paige, the traffic chick, how he hates it when people touch his hair. I think Galvin is rubbing off on him...

Galvin's Birthday=Full Moon?

Hello.....This morning when I left my house, there was a truck parked outside my driveway.....watching, waiting, it was scary. I had to do some sweet maneuvering to avoid an incident. Moose said it was probably the paper delivery guy. Also, I'm receiving strange ransom text messages from someone who has kidnapped my brothers cell phone.

College Life Revisited

I am on a college campus right now. Hopefully I will find a nice young freshman boy to make out with. Obviously I am having a lot of fun since I am on a computer.
ps......Jurgens girlfriend is mad at me because I won't make out with her.

Why So Competitive??

Why do Cowhead and Galvin feel the need to compete with their blogs? My half naked picture surely puts me in first place as coolest blog. I'm pretty sure I said blog too much.

I'm Awesome At Football Picks

Somebody's gettin punched today....

At Last.....Computer Literacy

I just want to say that not only do I know how to do this but I also directed Galvin in his blogging activities.......sort of. Like 75%. You can read this and my thoughts on the show every day by going to the WTF page.....and I'll tell you what really goes on. Sorry Galvin, I stole your phrase.

Maybe I can do this

I know how to do this!!